NO google-ing okeh? :D
1. What stays where it is when it goes off?
2. A doctor says to a lawyer: "we were born on the same year, month, day and minute. we were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same parents. we are not twins and we have no brothers." Explain this!
3. There is a clerk at a butcher shop. He is 5 feet 10 inches, and wears a size 13 sneakers. he has a wife and 2 kids. what does he weigh?
4. What did the father ghost says to his son?
5. What kind of fish likes to eat between meal?
OK! That's it for now! Will add more soon ;P ♥
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